Heh, Heh, Heh, what a mess!
It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum.
I should have known those alien maggots booby trapped the sub.
This is K-T-I-T. KTIT. Playing the breast... Uh... The best tunes in town!
I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck!
Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride!
What are you waiting for? Christmas?
You're an inspiration for birth control.
Shit Happens...
Groovy!
Uh, Uh, Uh. Where is it?
I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck!
Nobody steals our chicks... and lives!
I ain't afraid of no quake!
What are you? Some bottom-feeding, scum sucking algae eater?
Lucky son of a bitch!
Die, you son of a bitch!
Hmm, don't have time to play with myself.
Hmm, that's one "Doomed" Space Marine.
I'm Duke Nukem. And I'm coming to get the rest of you alien bastards!
Let god sort 'em out.
"Born To Be Wiiillllddd!"
Looks like it's time for me to go POSTAL!
Nukem 'till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark!
Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride!
Yo ho ho, and a bottle of Jack!
Heh, Heh, Heh, what a mess!
Get the crap outta here!
Get back to work you slacker!
This is K-T-I-T. KTIT. Playing the breast... Uh... The best tunes in town!
This really pisses me off!
Ahhhh... much better!
Suck it down!
My name's Duke Nukem. After some few days of R&R, I'll be ready for some more action!
It's down to you and me, you one-eyed freak!
Somebody's gonna freakin pay for screwin up my vacation.
Oooooooooh, that's gotta hurt!
Damn! I'm looking good!
Hmmm, my kind of party! I wish I had time!
Bitchin!
Ahhhh... much better!
Blow it out your ass!
Eat shit and die!
We meet again, Doctor Jones!
Shake it baby!
Wanna dance?
Damn! I'm looking good!
Rest in pieces!
Let's Rock!
Mess with the best, you will die like the rest
You guys suck!
Yippie ka-yay, motherf***er!
That's gonna leave a mark!
Sometimes I even amaze myself
See you in Hell!
Oh...your ass is grass and I've got the weed-whacker.
Now this is a force to be reckoned with!
No way I'm eating this shit!
My boot, your face; the perfect couple.
Love, exciting and new.
I like a good cigar...and a bad woman...
I'm gonna put this smack dab on your ass!
Hail to the king baby!
Damn, I hate disco!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guess again, freakshow. I'm coming back to town, and the last thing that's gonna go through your mind before you die... is my size- 13 boot!
I'm gonna get medieval on your asses!
I'm gonna kick your ass, bitch!
It's time to abort your whole freaking species!
Looks like cleanup on aisle four.
Yeah, piece of cake!
Come on!
Get away from her, you bitch!